The Catastrophe Haiku Challenge of December 11th brought many delights, not least of which was the realization that this blog has at least five readers (still counting myself) instead of the three I estimated. Huzzah!
Not only did the Challenge produce some fine entries (see the Comments section below the December 11th entry) but it introduced me to some kindred spirits, including one Tony Alfidi–a finance professional based in San Francisco–who has been blogging his own financial haiku (and limericks!) for some time. Check out his witty prose (and verse) stylings at alfidicapitalblog.blogspot.com.
Here are two of my favorites from his oeuvre, reproduced here with his gracious permission:
The Haiku of Finance for 12/18/08
Closing out short calls
Cash went to money heaven
Be careful next time
The Haiku of Finance for 12/18/08 (inspired by Bernard Madoff)
Smiling, lying guy
Trusted by rich investors
“Made off” with their cash
I find it strangely comforting to think of my life savings at peace in “money heaven.” I hope it’s next to “pet heaven,” so that the dollar bills can frolic with the souls of my late lamented hamster, Sunshine, and a passel of goldfish that have passed through my life.