Here are my picks for the bizarrest sexy costumes this year. Enjoy!
Sexy Scrabble (via):
Except — I know, I know — nothing’s sexier than Scrabble.
I take it back; that costume is fantastic.
Sexy BDSM pig (via):
Okay, I admit. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here.
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a — October 28, 2014
That Scrabble one is officially licensed. Huh.
Miss Disco — October 28, 2014
the gloves on that lobster one? for when you're so sexy, you don't need opposable thumbs!
Andrew — October 28, 2014
I can't speak for the people who buy these costumes, as I'm not the target market, but isn't the absurdity of them the entire point?
Jennifer Keys — October 28, 2014
How about a sexy ebola nurse costume? How timely!
sluntchop — October 29, 2014
I am in love with sexy lobster, mostly because its the only one on the list that is just a dress with claws and a hat.
LeatherMuffin — October 29, 2014
Dude, a BDSM pig is already sexy. Don't need to dress that up.
NK0 — October 29, 2014
Is that a costume or actually BDSM wear? It looks like normal BDSM wear to me...
Cat C — October 30, 2014
Men Try On Ladies' Sexy Halloween Costumes (And learn some things): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPf_H9X9PE
Ann — October 30, 2014
My new favorite: Sexy Knight Templar.
Lis Riba — October 31, 2014
How about this: Sexy PhD Costume, accessorized with some truly funny Amazon reviews: http://mashable.com/2014/10/31/sexy-phd-costume-reviews/
There’s nothing sexier than academic regalia! | Memoirs of a SLACer — October 31, 2014
[…] invitation to a Halloween costume tonight and you feel the need to find a “sexy” costume, remember that there is nothing sexier than academic regalia! Alternatively, you could print off […]
megevanssmith — September 21, 2015
It's sad that women STILL go in for (and pay good money for!) this demoralizing crap. We work hard to move forward with regard to career/pay/domestic equality and then we are set back every time someone buys the Sexy [insert whatever] costume. It is likely a reflection of the fact that many women can't bear to look "unfeminine" even if only one night a year AND on the night when fun and creativity can go a long way to trump (hey, now THERE is a good costume idea!) cleavage, exposed legs, platform shoes and excessive makeup.
That said, the Scrabble dress is pretty cool, and not nearly as trashy as Sexy Yoda? Sexy Mr. Peanut? (eyeball roll)