Here are my picks for the bizarrest sexy costumes this year. Enjoy!

Sexy George Washington (via):

2

Sexy Crime Scene:13

 

Sexy Lobster:

11

Sexy Yoda (via):

4

Sexy Scrabble (via):

2

Except — I know, I know — nothing’s sexier than Scrabble.

 

Sexy Mr. Peanut:

12

I take it back; that costume is fantastic.

 

Sexy BDSM pig (via):

3

Okay, I admit. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here.

Want more? See sexy what!? (2012) and sexy what!? (2010) or What do sexy Halloween costumes for men look like?

Lisa Wade, PhD is a professor at Occidental College. She is the author of American Hookup, a book about college sexual culture, and a textbook about gender. You can follow her on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.