...Anyone wanna help me scrape my brains off of the wall?

"The sexy Nemo is my favorite."

Nice try Lisa, but we already which one is really your favorite. (sexy body bag)

I don't know...I think I prefer the sexy Chuckie.

I like the Crayon Costume actually. It doesn't look 'sexy' but the form does actually work there.

I like the crayon costume. It's only a little bit sexy. The sexy Nemo and Brian just... wtf. I don't even understand.

my favorite has to be sexy George Washington, but sexy chubaka is right up there too. http://www.yandy.com/exclusive-unique-costumes

Seriously tho, these costumes are not really that hard to understand. It is trendy now to be hip and ironic simultaneously. So you need to be ironically hip or hiply ironic. Wearing a "Sexy X" (where X = something that is not usually sexy) costume serves as a visual display of your status as an ironic hipster.

Is it bad that I sort of want the leg warmers for the Nemo costume?

Ironic sexy costumes allow you to mock the trend of "sexy ______" costumes and participate in the trend at the same time! It's the best (worst?) of both worlds.

The crayon one is cute.

My favorite is still sexy house.

I love the idea of being a crayon for Halloween! But you know, a crayon shaped crayon.

SEXY RAINBOW BRITE? MY EYES! MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!

Well I was very unsexy this Halloween, I got dressed up as an old haggard woman, with very convincing make-up.. and jeez, people- especially strangers who didn't know what I really look like- did treat me differently, and not in a positive way. I was so pleased with my make-up job, and expected people to be impressed by how old and horrible I looked, but I wasn't prepared for the fact that they got so convinced that they started treating me like I was old and ugly. I always thought strangers liked to talk to me because they found me interesting, but perhaps being young and pretty helped more than I was aware of. What a sad discovery:(

I think the "sexy straight jacket" one is pretty sick.

I'm sure psychoanalysis would have some things to say about the number of childhood symbols transposed onto women's Halloween costumes meant to appeal to men sexually. Oedipal Complex, anyone?

You had me at Sexy Chuckie.

I knew a girl who went as a sexy Willy Wonka last year.

I still have night mares.

Anyone have any stats on how many of these costumes sell?

Starts ramble: I also notice a difference in outfits that are just sexy, it doesn't matter how many skin you show (or maybe just a little), and outfits that can only become sexy by showing a lot of skin (the brian and the nemo). 2 years ago I was going as a harajuku girl. It has been an ultimate dream of mine to wear that style in a softer sense everyday, but I'm simply not going to get away with it if I'm going to apply for a job or some sorts haha. I was showing A LOT LESS skin than the harem girls that were running around and the classic prostitute, but I was getting a lot of comments at how sexy I looked. Well I looked absolutely ridiculous I might add. Stars painted on my face, ugly ribbons, little stuffed animals on my skirt...But because the idea behind it is a schoolgirl, it had suddenly become sexy. These outfits are just making it sexy by revealing skin (except for the crayon I think).

The crayon doesn't read as sexually objectifying to me. It's a crayola themed dress with pumps. Oh no?

The brian and chucky ones are really silly, but to me don't feel especially degrading.

I kind of like the nemo one as an actual item of clothing, it's kind of cute.

I believe, as a mother, that this is objectifying.
1) It is showing young women out there that you can only be sexy by showing alot of skin.
2) trying to "sex" up nemo? a childs animated character. this is ridiculous!!
3) why are we, as women, playing into this. The Chuckie is a mans show, and we play into that sterotypical role, by sexing up something men have conjured up for us

Still doesn't beat Sexy Big Bird.

I couldn't figure out what the frak Sexy Nemo was.  I was thinking it was Sexy Candy Corn or something.

ok. Sexy Nemo had me laughing.  What the hell was that? 

Halloween is just for one night. You don't have to get that mad about costumes.

these are unisex