It’s officially a tradition.  Here is our annual post featuring sexy costumes that we think are just… bizarre.  When sexy “overtakes all reason,” you can sexualize just about anything.

Sexy snowy owl:

Sexy gnome:

Sexy macaw:

Sexy tootsie roll:

Sexy skunk:

Sexy Ernie(submitted by Chrissy Y.):

Sexy  hamburger:

Sexy Chinese take-out:

Costumes from Party City, Halloween Express, and Yandy.

Lisa Wade, PhD is an Associate Professor at Tulane University. She is the author of American Hookup, a book about college sexual culture; a textbook about gender; and a forthcoming introductory text: Terrible Magnificent Sociology. You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram.