These aren’t really boobs, but they still may not be safe for work. So, after the jump…

An ad for lotion featuring knees and toes (copyranter):

A mammogram promotion featuring bald heads and noses (copyranter):

NEW (June ’10)! Jay Livingston sent in this ad that simply features a beer:

Also in boobs: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs.

Lisa Wade, PhD is an Associate Professor at Tulane University. She is the author of American Hookup, a book about college sexual culture; a textbook about gender; and a forthcoming introductory text: Terrible Magnificent Sociology. You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram.