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YOUR DAD WAS NOT A METROSEXUAL. H didn’t do pilates. Moisturize. Or drink pink cocktails. Your Dad drank whisky cocktails. Made with Canadian Club. Served in a rocks glass. They tasted good. They were effortless. DAMN RIGHT YOUR DAD DRANK IT.
Toph sent in another Canadian Club ad that makes it clear that it’s awesome if your dad was a player:
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Your Mom wasn’t your Dad’s first. He went out. He got two numbers in the same night. He drank cocktails. but they were whisky cocktails. Made with Canadian Club. Served in a rocks glass. They tasted good. They were effortless.
I’m going to use this to talk about the sexual double standard–try to imagine the same ad, but saying “Your dad wasn’t your mom’s first” with pictures of her with several different men. I don’t think the impression would be the same.
Thanks, Toph!
NEW: Outdoor version of “Your Dad had a van for a reason.”
Comments 5
sodium11 — June 2, 2008
It's all good for your dad to have bedded other women before getting married ... of course, if they were to suggest that your mom slept with a lot of guys in her wild, slutty youth, that would not be nearly as laudatory.
Sociological Images » MOCK ADS MOCK CANADIAN CLUB — June 5, 2008
[...] S. sent us a link to a set of mock ads based on these Canadian Club ads made by various contributors and found at Michelle Schwartz’s blog (along with others). They [...]
Village Idiot — June 5, 2008
Reality check:
Your Dad Peed in the Hall Closet
Thinking it was the toilet, he relieved himself in it before passing out. He did this almost every night. Right after knocking the crap out of you and your sister. Your dad drank cocktails made from the cheapest gutrot he could find. They tasted like turpentine. They shredded his liver before he was 40. Damn right your dad drank it, and drank it and drank it.
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