Women, if you are lucky, you too could look like a piece of Chex Mix:
NEW! You desire these kitchen counters and cupboards like you desire that “dream” woman’s curves. I know you do. (Thanks Sarah N!)
I also have to ask: Above her head it reads “Studio White — Featuring Curves.” Could this be a race joke? You know, black women are curvy, so a white woman’s curves is a special feature? I don’t know. I may be reading too much into it.