Health posts are my thing, and today I cannot stop thinking about the health of the Gulf Coast…which clearly impacts the health of more living creatures than we can fathom. News coverage may talk about bodies of water like they are distinct things, but ‘the Gulf’ is merely a cartographer’s distinction. It’s hard to watch the live feed of the endless spray of oil shooting into the ocean. It feels like watching a massacre, like a spray of machine-gun bullets ending life after life. Calling this catastrophe a “spill” is like calling an amputation a “boo-boo.” And, frankly, I can think of nothing more important to write about for this month’s column.
So, allow me to compare our planet to a patient, a very ill patient who has suffered a severe injury and is receiving really crappy medical care. Or, let’s take it to a more intimate-level: we can anthropomorphize one affected area, the Mississippi Spillway, as the vulva of the U.S. One of my favorite sociologist bloggers, Mimi Schippers, Ph.D. (a.k.a. Marx in Drag), did just that in a post where she calls British Petroleum (BP) a pimp — and not the MTV/”pimp my ride”/bling-bling/Snoop Dogg kind of pimp. No, we’re talking a stone cold, cruel, exploitative, abusive, criminal. In the words of Dr. Schippers:
BP and the rest of the oil industry are the johns and the federal government is the pimp. Federal, state, and local politicians pimp us out to put money and power in their own pockets while, by paying the right price, Big Oil gets to take what it wants and needs. And they-the pimp and the johns, do so with absolutely no regard for the needs or well-being of the body they use. The body—the living environment, including the people—is, however, a breathing entity. And though it appears as if it is just an object to be used, the people know what they are doing. They strike a bargain that, for the moment, benefits themselves but sacrifices the rest. You give me jobs, and I’ll give you whatever you want. Invoking the vulva as metaphor suggests there is something feminine or female about this place and that masculine or male power is the problem. But don’t let that confuse the issue. This is about class and economics.
Whether you prefer to see the U.S. government as an incompetent physician (allowing a patient to inch towards death) or as a corrupt police officer (being too kind to a felon), we have got to ramp up our demands for swift, safe, effective action. And, perhaps, we need to think seriously about how to safely shut-down all of the deep-water drilling before the next tragedy. All the money in the world cannot buy a healthy ocean. Even if this torrent of BP oil is the last one we ever have to deal with, don’t think that we’re close to knowing how bad things really are..in the words of that 70’s BTO classic:
Here’s somethin’ that you’re never gonna forget. B-, b-, b-, baby, you just ain’t seen na, na, nothin’ yet!