“The fact that the Supreme Court itself has links to its own Web site that no longer function shows the depth of the link rot problem”

“In some circles, being inaccessible is a status symbol”

“the intention behind the looking matters the most”

“clothing that does not move, rigid materials that force a body into an idealized appearance”

“romance was alive and well in the Instagram iteration of their marriage”

““That’s boring,” thought BuzzFeed, deciding to place photographs of five nipples above that explanation”

“Guys who try to hit on you by asking if you want to try on their Google Glass”

“Jesse Pinkman’s Roomba Starting bid: $200“

“The hypothetical Horse-bot is, I think, a Kantian genius working in a neoliberal world”

“Even if YouTube miraculously manages to defeat you, you’ll always have Reddit”

“Texting with your crush is about as “disembodied” as quill-to-scroll love letters were”

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