“attorneys have taken to Yelp to complain about prison procedures that delay or prevent them from seeing clients”

“The nostalgia that attracts a fan to “Garden State” is of a particular Internet variety”

“Next, simply disassemble the computer, shove the fragments back into those clams, harvest the clams, and puree them into a thick slurry in your home blender”

“there’s a lot of “reality” in the virtual, and a lot of “virtual” in our reality”

“this is a new way of expression that does not have a direct correlate offline”

“The mockdate is a type of status update that uses humor to publicly condemn all forms of “improper” bodies”

“Teens are the ideal tweeters because they are never happy and always interesting”

“the cell phone’s ability to signify status has given three beeps and vanished like a dropped call”

“they buy up thousands of dollars in pizza currency & then trade it for Bitcoin currency”

“Of all the millions of dollars of purloined bitcoin that’s floating around out there, not one Satoshi of it has been spent”

“Just because he used the acronym LOL in a text message and on Twitter doesn’t make him evil; it makes him a young person who sends text messages and uses Twitter. He is evil because he allegedly helped bomb the Boston Marathon“

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