Jacob G. sent us a link to this slideshow hosted by Details magazine.  As Jacob noted, not only are the women objectified (their naked bodies serve as furniture on which to display men’s accessories), the title of the slideshow makes a joke of it.  It’s titled “Girl Not Included,” just in case viewers mistook the women for purchaseable products alongside the shoes, bags, and belts.

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Other examples of women’s objectification: women as a precious belonging, collectibles, urinals, a soap dispenser, a bike (eh em, “bitchcruiser”), video game, and a pencil sharpener, bottle opener, and more; products that look like boobs,