The following images are from an ad campaign by Evan Williams bourbon. Each features the tag line “The longer you wait…the better it gets.” The first is a scanned image of a print ad (sorry for the torn edge):

These images are from the Evan Williams website:

The images from the website also feature the “Before Aging: After Aging” slogan, which presumably applies to the increasing social demand for hypersexual feminine performance as time passes (and certainly not to an acceptance or appreciation of the fact that individual women age). I particularly enjoy this last ad, since it makes an observation that, in the old days, women wore frumpy sweaters, but now, thanks to “aging,” we can all expect women to wear asymmetrical lime-green halter tops with beads of moisture dripping into their copious cleavage.

And if that’s not a recipe for progress, I don’t know what is.

NEW! Here’s another one:

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