{"id":523,"date":"2008-03-14T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2008\/03\/14\/literally-ride-a-fake-woman\/"},"modified":"2009-11-28T19:59:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T00:59:10","slug":"literally-ride-a-fake-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2008\/03\/14\/literally-ride-a-fake-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Literally Ride or Rise to a (Fake) Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is called the Bitchcruiser:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/blogger2wp\/bitchcruiser.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177683984885747074\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/blogger2wp\/2bitchcruiser.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can find a lot more pictures of it <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/366337\/ride-the-bitchcruiser-bike-but-wear-protection-nsfw\">here<\/a>\u00a0and there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Beachcruiser-Beach-Cruiser-Lowrider-Chopper-ShowFahrrad_W0QQitemZ120231526854QQihZ002QQ\">one for sale<\/a> on ebay (thanks to Laura L., who found it on <a href=\"http:\/\/feministing.com\/\">feministing.com<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/shakespearessister.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/today-in-disembodied-things.html\">via<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>NEW<\/strong><\/span>: Audrey D.E. sent in this image of a pole-dancer alarm clock from a catalog:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/12\/pole-dancer-alarm-clock.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5211 aligncenter\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/12\/pole-dancer-alarm-clock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"377\" height=\"237\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">The text:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Your guy will really &#8220;rise and shine&#8221; to this entertaining alarm clock. A pole dancer twirls around the pole to music and flashing lights. What a way to wake up!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks, Audrey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is called the Bitchcruiser: You can find a lot more pictures of it here\u00a0and there&#8217;s one for sale on ebay (thanks to Laura L., who found it on feministing.com, via). NEW: Audrey D.E. sent in this image of a pole-dancer alarm clock from a catalog: The text: Your guy will really &#8220;rise and shine&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":50,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[279,55,2093],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-objectification","tag-gender","tag-gender-objectification"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/50"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16970,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/16970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}