{"id":46244,"date":"2012-04-20T11:30:31","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/?p=46244"},"modified":"2013-11-08T04:36:29","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T09:36:29","slug":"welcome-to-the-state-home-for-manic-pixie-dream-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2012\/04\/20\/welcome-to-the-state-home-for-manic-pixie-dream-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"State Home for Manic Pixie Dream Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2012\/04\/117.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-46250\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2012\/04\/117.png\" width=\"557\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2012\/04\/117.png 557w, https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2012\/04\/117-500x148.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 557px) 100vw, 557px\" \/><\/a>Last year we posted <a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2011\/04\/02\/anita-sarkeesian-on-the-manic-pixie-dream-girl\/\">Anita Sarkeesian&#8217;s great discussion of the manic pixie dream girl trope<\/a>. \u00a0The manic pixie is a female side character who, through her whimsical approach to life, &#8220;helps the male main character find himself, love life again, or overcome some obstacle.&#8221; \u00a0Think Natalie Portman in <em>Garden State<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, I came across a skit making fun of the trope by taking the manic pixie to its logical conclusion, titled &#8220;Welcome to the State Home for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.&#8221; \u00a0Yep, it&#8217;s a state-run institution for the charming but totally helpless, perhaps-mentally-challenged not-so-dream girl. \u00a0I&#8217;m putting it up here because it&#8217;s quite funny, but I also like how it deconstructs a version of ideal femininity, revealing it to be rather impractical indeed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"560\" height=\"315\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FBNss2PMj60?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Film by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/NaturalDisastronauts\" target=\"_blank\">Natural Disastronauts<\/a>. Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2012\/04\/19\/welcome-to-the-state-home-for.html\" target=\"_blank\">BoingBoing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Transcript, by Trellany J. Evans, after the jump:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Hi there! I&#8217;m so sorry that I kept you waiting. You must be\u2013<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0Kyle. We spoke on the phone.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes. Hello Kyle.\u00a0<em>*Turns to Katie*<\/em>\u00a0You must be Katie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Katie:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Blows a kiss to the administrator*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Oh.\u00a0<em>*Catches the kiss*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Holds up the end of the headphone cable*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Katie:<\/strong>\u00a0I like to listen to the songs in my head.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0*Gently sobs* I&#8217;m sorry. God, I&#8217;m sorry. I just..<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0It&#8217;s quite alright.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Katie:<\/strong>\u00a0I paid the cab driver in buttons!<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Well, why don&#8217;t I show you two around the facilities.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Continues to gently sob*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Hands Katie&#8217;s husband a tissue*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Sobbing*<\/em>\u00a0Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0It&#8217;s going to be okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0When did you first suspect you were dating a manic pixie dream girl?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0Everything seemed so perfect at first. You know. She was cute, but also quirky and awkward. On our first date, she said she wanted pancakes for dinner. So adorable!<\/p>\n<p><em>*The Shins begin to play as Katie and Kyle star at each other*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Katie:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Touches Kyle&#8217;s nose*<\/em>\u00a0Boop!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0We danced in the rain to the music in our hearts. I felt alive. But then after a few months, I started to realize she was eating pancakes for every meal. She can&#8217;t feed herself. She can&#8217;t pay bills. She just marvels at the wonder of every moment. I mean every moment! We got married in a fucking bouncy castle!\u00a0<em>*Sighs*<\/em>\u00a0Should I get here?<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Oh, no. It&#8217;s alright. She can wander.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Security guard mimics Katie&#8217;s movements*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0We have excellent security.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Security guard and administrator give each other a thumb&#8217;s *<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0I&#8217;m going to be honest with you Kyle, your wife&#8217;s case is sever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Begins to sob again and pull his hoodie up*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0But, as you can see, our facilities are designed to help girls like Katie function in\u2026 Oh, for the love of\u2013<\/p>\n<p><em>*Man in a hoodie walks in *<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:\u00a0<\/strong><em>*Confronts the man*<\/em>\u00a0Out! Out! For the last time, she is here for her own good.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Kyle takes his hoodie off*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Man:\u00a0<\/strong>She&#8217;s such a\u00a0\u00a0free spirit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes, I know sir, but she is really very sick.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man:\u00a0<\/strong>She listens to the Smiths.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0They all listen to the Smiths, sir!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man:\u00a0<\/strong>Okay, okay, um, I made a mix CD.<\/p>\n<p><em>*The Manic Pixie Dream Girls start staring the man*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0I will make sure she gets it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man:\u00a0<\/strong>Okay, I&#8217;m writing a play right now. I&#8217;m in the middle of the first act and she&#8217;s\u2013<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man:\u00a0<\/strong>She&#8217;s my muse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Turns to Kyle*<\/em>\u00a0Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Manic Pixie Dream Girls begin staring at the administrator*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0<em>*Throws the mix CD in the trash and leads Kyle out*<\/em>\u00a0It&#8217;s best not to watch.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Manic Pixie Dream Girls rush towards the trash can to retrieve the mix CD*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 1:\u00a0<\/strong>Do you think it&#8217;s ever possible to ever be truly in the moment?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 2:\u00a0<\/strong>The Native American&#8217;s believed everything is alive<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 3:\u00a0<\/strong>This is real pixie dust<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 2:\u00a0<\/strong>Even this marker!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 3:\u00a0<\/strong>from the wings of a pixie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manic Pixie Dream Girl 4:<\/strong>\u00a0This should be a game where you, like, put this thing, like, here and then you can make a Jolly Rancher pass right through it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Katie:<\/strong>\u00a0I told him &#8220;The best place to see the night sky is laying in the middle of the street.&#8221; It&#8217;s the flattest place there is!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0She does seem happy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Happy as she can be, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p><em>* Manic Pixie Dream Girls look outside as it starts to rain, then look at the administrator for approval*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes. It&#8217;s okay. Go ahead.<\/p>\n<p><em>* Manic Pixie Dream Girls run outside and dance in slow motion to the Shins*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong>\u00a0How do they do that?<\/p>\n<p><strong>State Home Administrator:<\/strong>\u00a0We don&#8217;t really know. The cause of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl Condition is still only dimly understood. Although my own theory is sever retardation of the brain. Excuse me, if I don&#8217;t go out there they drown.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<span class=\"ft_signature\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/lisa-wade.com\/\">Lisa Wade, PhD<\/a> is an Associate Professor at Tulane University. She is the author of <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/American-Hookup-New-Culture-Campus\/dp\/039328509X?ie=UTF8&amp;*Version*=1&amp;*entries*=0\">American Hookup<\/a><em>, a book about college sexual culture; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Gender-Interactions-Institutions-Lisa-Wade\/dp\/0393931072?ie=UTF8&amp;*Version*=1&amp;*entries*=0\">textbook about gender<\/a>; and a forthcoming introductory text: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/lisa-wade.com\/intro\/\">Terrible Magnificent Sociology<\/a><em>.\u00a0You can follow her on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lisawade\">Twitter<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lisawadephd\/\">Instagram<\/a>.<\/em><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year we posted Anita Sarkeesian&#8217;s great discussion of the manic pixie dream girl trope. \u00a0The manic pixie is a female side character who, through her whimsical approach to life, &#8220;helps the male main character find himself, love life again, or overcome some obstacle.&#8221; \u00a0Think Natalie Portman in Garden State. 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