{"id":4595,"date":"2008-11-27T20:22:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T01:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/?p=4595"},"modified":"2014-11-02T02:36:53","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T07:36:53","slug":"masculinity-amputated-limbs-and-whiskey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2008\/11\/27\/masculinity-amputated-limbs-and-whiskey\/","title":{"rendered":"Masculinity, Amputated Limbs, and Whiskey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/21.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-64789\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/21-500x333.png\" alt=\"2\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/21-500x333.png 500w, https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/21.png 798w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I used to like whiskey, but after seeing this two-page ad, I feel like I may no longer be manly enough to drink it. My personal high-water mark is somewhere around a sprained ankle or *maybe* a broken finger&#8211; nowhere near a sawed-off leg. Besides, the last thing I need is the Man-Police arresting me at my favorite bar for &#8220;Drinking-Whiskey-While-Having-A-Low-Pain-Tolerance&#8221;&#8230;I think the penalty is a stiff fine and 200 hours of Steven Segal movies.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I guess it&#8217;s vodka cranberries from now on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>NEW<\/strong><\/span>: Here&#8217;s another 2-page Jim Beam ad, in which the message is clearly that wine is a sissy drink:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/31.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-64790\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/31-500x306.png\" alt=\"3\" width=\"500\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/31-500x306.png 500w, https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2008\/11\/31.png 827w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<span class=\"ft_signature\"><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to like whiskey, but after seeing this two-page ad, I feel like I may no longer be manly enough to drink it. My personal high-water mark is somewhere around a sprained ankle or *maybe* a broken finger&#8211; nowhere near a sawed-off leg. Besides, the last thing I need is the Man-Police arresting me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":185,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[55,2087,212,309],"class_list":["post-4595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gender","tag-gender-masculinity","tag-alcohol","tag-warmilitary"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/185"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4595"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64791,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions\/64791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}