{"id":32134,"date":"2011-01-11T10:27:36","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T15:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/?p=32134"},"modified":"2012-06-14T01:23:53","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T06:23:53","slug":"guest-post-cosmos-fake-cover-hides-orgasms-from-advertisers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2011\/01\/11\/guest-post-cosmos-fake-cover-hides-orgasms-from-advertisers\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosmo&#8217;s Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/39\/2011\/01\/cosmo_covers_logo.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/39\/2011\/01\/500x_cosmo_covers_logo.jpg\" alt=\"Cosmo's Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The cover of January\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em> is as sexed-up as ever \u2014 on newsstands at least. But we got a copy of the version the mag sends to advertisers, and it&#8217;s\u00a0<em>significantly<\/em> more chaste. What&#8217;s going on here?<\/p>\n<p>Note the miraculous disappearance of &#8220;60\u00a0<a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #sextips\" href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/tag\/sextips\/\">Sex Tips<\/a>&#8221; and &#8220;Orgasm Virgins&#8221; \u2014 suddenly,\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em>&#8216;s appropriate for your grandma! Or your grandma&#8217;s favorite retailer \u2014 a tipster suggests that the cleaned-up cover is meant to be &#8220;more appropriate for conservative [advertising] clients, which the ad sales team is hoping to fool.&#8221; If so, they&#8217;re not doing a very good job \u2014 the table of contents in the ad-friendly version still lists both the sex tips and the orgasm piece as cover stories.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/39\/2011\/01\/cosmo_toc0111.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/39\/2011\/01\/500x_cosmo_toc0111.jpg\" alt=\"Cosmo's Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A spokesperson for\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em> offered this terse comment in response to our queries: &#8220;It is common for magazines to have different versions of the cover.&#8221; \u00a0We decided to see if this was indeed common at other publications. Caroline Nuckolls at\u00a0<em>Teen Vogue<\/em> told us the magazine usually has just one version of the cover \u2014 but of course,\u00a0<em>Teen Vogue<\/em> has a cleaner image to start out with, and less to hide. So we called\u00a0<em>Maxim<\/em>, known for its lad-mag raunch \u2014 a source there told us they too produce just one cover, which goes out to newsstands, subscribers, and advertisers alike. This isn&#8217;t to say that\u00a0<em>no<\/em> magazine does what\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em>&#8216;s done, but it&#8217;s not an industry-wide standard.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s not a surprise that a publication feels it needs to put its best foot forward to attract ad dollars \u2014 still, creating whole new cover lines is a pretty big step. Which coveted advertising account merited such a drastic cleanup? Some high-fashion brand? (Current\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em> advertisers include Dior and Chanel.) Mainstream car or consumer products companies? (January&#8217;s issue includes an ad for Chevrolet.) Maybe they&#8217;re gunning for that\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5511612\/what-if-i-didnt-come-from-a-famous-family\">Candie&#8217;s<\/a> account? Whatever the brand,\u00a0<em>Cosmo<\/em> assumes the ad buyers don&#8217;t read very carefully, and don&#8217;t know that the mag&#8217;s been providing sex advice and orgasm pointers to eager middle-schoolers for\u00a0<em>decades.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Send an email to Anna North at\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:annanorth@jezebel.com?subject=http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5725507\/cosmos-fake-cover-hides-orgasms-from-advertisers\">annanorth@jezebel.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2011\/01\/Capture8.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-32136 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/files\/2011\/01\/Capture8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"346\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cover of January\u00a0Cosmo is as sexed-up as ever \u2014 on newsstands at least. But we got a copy of the version the mag sends to advertisers, and it&#8217;s\u00a0significantly more chaste. What&#8217;s going on here? Note the miraculous disappearance of &#8220;60\u00a0Sex Tips&#8221; and &#8220;Orgasm Virgins&#8221; \u2014 suddenly,\u00a0Cosmo&#8216;s appropriate for your grandma! Or your grandma&#8217;s favorite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23384,55,129,23703,120],"class_list":["post-32134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-social-construction-discourselanguage","tag-gender","tag-media","tag-marketing","tag-sex"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32134"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32140,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32134\/revisions\/32140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}