{"id":2398,"date":"2008-10-01T07:25:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T12:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2010-11-24T01:58:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T06:58:45","slug":"are-users-of-old-spice-double-impact-body-wash-really-hung-like-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2008\/10\/01\/are-users-of-old-spice-double-impact-body-wash-really-hung-like-horses\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Spice Body Wash and Penis Size"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A recent installment in the Sexist Body Wash Ad category [see any Axe ad for others], Old Spice&#8217;s Double Impact body wash uses a centaur [man\/horse hybrid] to suggest that the hybrid product will boost users&#8217; sexual potency. The centaur calls himself &#8220;two things at once.&#8221; The first time, he says he&#8217;s &#8220;a man AND a smart shopper.&#8221; The second time, he says that he&#8217;s &#8220;a man AND\u00a0a provider.&#8221; The viewer thus easily links the &#8220;man&#8221; with the human part of the centaur and the &#8220;smart shopper,&#8221; along with the &#8220;provider,&#8221; with the equine part by process of elimination. Drawing in the idea of a particularly potent man being &#8220;hung like a horse,&#8221; the ad implies that users of Old Spice body wash are not only &#8220;smart shoppers&#8221; and good &#8220;providers,&#8221; but also that they are heterosexual [notice the woman as prop, signifying the centaur&#8217;s heteronormative orientation] dynamos in the sack [stall?] with really big penises! The message, however, is\u00a0complicated by the fact that the centaur is apparently composited from a male model and a female horse, who is obviously not hung. Hooray for polysemy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YtN9CW01QDM[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">For further interesting hybrids, you can see video at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oldspice.com\/doubleimpact\/\">product&#8217;s Web site<\/a> shows the same male model combined with different animals, including a slug, an octopus and a snake, as well as non-animal things, such as a tree, a cannon and a fish stick [?]. I&#8217;m not sure what to think about them&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recent installment in the Sexist Body Wash Ad category [see any Axe ad for others], Old Spice&#8217;s Double Impact body wash uses a centaur [man\/horse hybrid] to suggest that the hybrid product will boost users&#8217; sexual potency. The centaur calls himself &#8220;two things at once.&#8221; The first time, he says he&#8217;s &#8220;a man AND [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":121,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,218,257,55,2087,120],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animals","tag-bodies","tag-hygiene","tag-gender","tag-gender-masculinity","tag-sex"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/121"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29753,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions\/29753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}