{"id":14061,"date":"2009-10-07T12:25:49","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T17:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/?p=14061"},"modified":"2009-11-29T16:19:58","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T21:19:58","slug":"levi-johnstons-wonderful-pistachios-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/2009\/10\/07\/levi-johnstons-wonderful-pistachios-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Levi Johnston’s Wonderful Pistachios Video"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wonderful Pistachios<\/a> has a new video featuring Levi Johnston, the guy famous only for nearly becoming Sarah Palin’s son-in-law when he and Bristol got pregnant. Here’s the video:<\/p>\n

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Hah! Because teen pregnancy and stuff = hilarious! If you’re the dad, anyway. I’m trying to imagine this video being made with a teen mom instead. Also, the silent Black man as an accessory to the White star is a great touch.<\/p>\n

This just seems to be in terribly bad taste to me. Also, it’s an awfully long way to go to get to make a “do it” joke, and I’m not sure most people would get that the “protection” is the pistachio shell<\/del>. I had to watch it about 3 times before I figured it out.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Apparently I didn’t actually figure it out. Reader DC says, <\/p>\n

I think the “protection” they’re talking about is the black guy that’s supposed to be a bodyguard of some kind. The “does it” part is about cracking open the shell.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Duh. That makes sense. I mean, it makes sense that’s the “protection” they’re talking about. The video is still dumb.<\/p>\n

And Ella says,<\/p>\n

The guy is his real life body guard “Tank”. This may sound entirely unnecessary, but out of perverse curiosity I read the GQ<\/em> feature about Mr. Johnston and the story is actually quite sad. It does delve into why he has Tank in his life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The company really likes to say “do it,” apparently<\/a>, as they do on this page letting you know there’s an app for your iPhone. An app where you crack pistachios. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wonderful Pistachios has a new video featuring Levi Johnston, the guy famous only for nearly becoming Sarah Palin’s son-in-law when he and Bristol got pregnant. Here’s the video: Hah! Because teen pregnancy and stuff = hilarious! If you’re the dad, anyway. I’m trying to imagine this video being made with a teen mom instead. Also, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":50,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2124,285,120],"class_list":["post-14061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-foodagriculture","tag-raceethnicity","tag-sex"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/50"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14061"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17286,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14061\/revisions\/17286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/socimages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}