{"id":932,"date":"2009-07-28T17:45:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T23:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/?p=932"},"modified":"2009-07-28T17:45:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T23:45:14","slug":"there-is-only-one-lord-of-the-ring-and-he-just-retired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2009\/07\/28\/there-is-only-one-lord-of-the-ring-and-he-just-retired\/","title":{"rendered":"There is only one Lord of the Ring &#8212; and he just retired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-933\" title=\"mussehl\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/files\/2009\/07\/mussehl-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"mussehl\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>A\u00a0bartender\u00a0learns a thing or two about conflict after three or four decades on the job. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/lifestyle\/style\/51525197.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ\"><em>Star-Tribune<\/em><\/a>\u00a0offers this gem from Mikey Mussehl of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyespolonaise.com\/\">Nye&#8217;s<\/a>:<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When guys come in and you know they&#8217;re just looking to get in fights, I go into the kitchen and get some onion rings and fries and give &#8217;em to the guy. As soon as they bite into their second onion ring, they&#8217;re thinking of ways to go home. That grease puts &#8217;em right to sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Food for thought, I suppose, as President Obama\u00a0sits down for\u00a0his beer with Officer Crowley and Professor Gates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u00a0bartender\u00a0learns a thing or two about conflict after three or four decades on the job. The Star-Tribune\u00a0offers this gem from Mikey Mussehl of Nye&#8217;s: &#8220;When guys come in and you know they&#8217;re just looking to get in fights, I go into the kitchen and get some onion rings and fries and give &#8217;em to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":935,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions\/935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}