{"id":854,"date":"2009-02-27T13:36:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T19:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/?p=854"},"modified":"2009-03-05T13:37:35","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T19:37:35","slug":"dang-semi-literate-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2009\/02\/27\/dang-semi-literate-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"dang semi-literate kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object height=\"344\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ignHheCuz-8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/object><br \/>\ni&#8217;m opposed to all forms of vandalism, of course, but i always figured <em><a href=\"http:\/\/chrisuggen.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/self-experimentation-on-incapacitative.html\">snoreview<\/a> <\/em>was funny and <em>horeview <\/em>was just crude. and misspelled. i&#8217;d prefer to see kids creatively altering the sign&#8217;s meaning with a couple feet of masking tape &#8212; no permanent damage and no cost to taxpayers! i told <em>my <\/em>kids that i&#8217;d better not catch them vandalizing the big sign up the street. so far, so good, though i go to bed each night with the fear that i&#8217;ll awaken to a <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_0JuSECuIrUI\/SQ6E6qoSQmI\/AAAAAAAAByM\/lSjF0jjjz4g\/s1600-h\/tor_08rsvp4.jpg\"><em>torview<\/em><\/a><em> <\/em>sign at 96 and lexington.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m opposed to all forms of vandalism, of course, but i always figured snoreview was funny and horeview was just crude. and misspelled. i&#8217;d prefer to see kids creatively altering the sign&#8217;s meaning with a couple feet of masking tape &#8212; no permanent damage and no cost to taxpayers! i told my kids that i&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1135],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-vandalism"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}