{"id":355,"date":"2008-01-25T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2008\/01\/25\/yer-deadbolt-wont-protect-you\/"},"modified":"2008-01-25T00:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T06:16:00","slug":"yer-deadbolt-wont-protect-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2008\/01\/25\/yer-deadbolt-wont-protect-you\/","title":{"rendered":"yer deadbolt won&#8217;t protect you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/files\/blogger_import\/31-torbreakin.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159188864814904866\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/files\/blogger_import\/32-torbreakin.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/files\/blogger_import\/199-torbreakin.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159188731670918674\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/files\/blogger_import\/200-torbreakin.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>i&#8217;ve done little blogging about the kids lately, so i thought i&#8217;d share these pics of the enormous nonconformist&#8217;s recent home improvement project.<\/p>\n<p>see, our garage door keypad froze solid in the subzero temps of the recent cold snap. when tor got off the school bus last week &#8212; without coat, hat, or gloves, of course &#8212; he found himself <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Locked-Out-Disenfranchisement-American-Democracy\/dp\/0195341945\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1201217512&amp;sr=8-2\">locked out<\/a> at -5 fahrenheit. so, he walked around the perimeter of our well-secured house, searching for an opening.<\/p>\n<p>finding no opening, the lad tried the steel side door on the garage, shown above with the security system sticker and deadbolt. when he gave the door a good shove, the deadbolt held firm. unfortunately, the door&#8217;s <em>frame <\/em>quickly splintered into kindling, as shown in the first picture.<\/p>\n<p>needless to say, hanging the new door will serve as a perfect father-son weekend bonding activity. since he didn&#8217;t actually do anything <em>wrong <\/em>here (better to break in than to freeze to death, i suppose), i won&#8217;t ask him to chip in for the new door. nevertheless, i&#8217;m not a complete pushover. that fist-sized hole in the drywall that mysteriously appeared after sunday&#8217;s packers-giants game? that&#8217;s an altogether different matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve done little blogging about the kids lately, so i thought i&#8217;d share these pics of the enormous nonconformist&#8217;s recent home improvement project. see, our garage door keypad froze solid in the subzero temps of the recent cold snap. when tor got off the school bus last week &#8212; without coat, hat, or gloves, of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}