{"id":277,"date":"2007-09-14T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T03:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2007\/09\/14\/suppose-youre-thinkin-about-a-plate-o-shrimp\/"},"modified":"2007-09-14T21:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T03:44:00","slug":"suppose-youre-thinkin-about-a-plate-o-shrimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/2007\/09\/14\/suppose-youre-thinkin-about-a-plate-o-shrimp\/","title":{"rendered":"suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>ever speculate about the contents of that ’64 malibu’s<\/a> trunk in repo man<\/a><\/em>? now, i understand. the strib <\/em>reports<\/a> that a big yellow radioactive box was stolen from a pickup truck today in forest lake, minnesota.<\/p>\n

To the thief who stole the yellow box out of a pickup truck in Forest Lake late Wednesday or early Thursday: What’s inside of that box is hot, indeed, but not just because it’s stolen. <\/p>\n

It’s radioactive.<\/p>\n

On Thursday, Minnesota health officials issued a warning regarding the stolen device, which is used to measure the moisture content in soil and construction materials… The radioactive elements are Cesium 137 and Americium 241,<\/p>\n

dang. just don’t open the trunk. the life of a repo man is always intense. <\/em><\/p>\n

aside: the trailer reminds me how often folks will trot out a li’l iggy whenever they seek an edgy vibe. i heard the passenger<\/a> in a kohl’s <\/em>commercial tonight, a recent cadillac ad uses punk rocker<\/a><\/em>, and, of course, lust for life<\/em><\/a> <\/em>pops up in both a cruise commercial and trainspotting<\/a>. i’m eagerly awaiting the now i wanna be your dog<\/a> <\/em>humane society commercial, the m&m’s candy<\/a> <\/em>ad and haggar slacks’ commodification of funtime<\/em><\/a>. the juxtaposition is so bizarre in each case that it never seems like a sellout. it just seems like mutant art, as well as a remunerative and hard-earned retirement plan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ever speculate about the contents of that ’64 malibu’s trunk in repo man? now, i understand. the strib reports that a big yellow radioactive box was stolen from a pickup truck today in forest lake, minnesota. To the thief who stole the yellow box out of a pickup truck in Forest Lake late Wednesday or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/pubcrim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}