{"id":19549,"date":"2014-12-31T11:02:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T15:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/?p=19549"},"modified":"2014-12-31T11:04:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T15:04:59","slug":"my-top-false-blog-post-starts-of-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/2014\/12\/31\/my-top-false-blog-post-starts-of-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"My Top False Blog Post Starts of 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19551\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/files\/2014\/12\/giphy-2.gif\" alt=\"gif that says &quot;ugh&quot;\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are lots of posts that start but often go unwritten. Some don&#8217;t even make it past the first sentence. They just sit in the posts list in WordPress or in a Google Doc until I pronounce them trash. Here, in order from phoning it in to most profound (in memoriam of David Letterman&#8217;s Tonight Show, or is it the Late Show I don&#8217;t even care enough to\u00a0Google it), are my best false blog post starts of the year.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>10. My iPhone home screen changed forever today.<\/p>\n<p>9. \u00a0The Google Doodle might be the most-viewed piece of Post-Internet Art in existence.<\/p>\n<p>8. It is a moment where the Hot Take becomes an icy stare. You never know when public apologies can<\/p>\n<p>7. OpenOffice crashed for the last time today and Zotero never remembers my settings.<\/p>\n<p>6. The X-Files is still the best TV show streaming on Netflix and possibly in the entire world. (Star Trek doesn&#8217;t count because it is a religion.)<\/p>\n<p>5. [Say something about being wrong about Ello. Something about no GIFs in the profile banner.]<\/p>\n<p>4. I found myself alone together today.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19555\" src=\"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/files\/2014\/12\/giphy-3.gif\" alt=\"giphy (3)\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0Were late night shows the first Internet?<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0There are lots of posts that start but often go unwritten.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>I am on Twitter: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/da_banks\" target=\"_blank\">da_banks<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are lots of posts that start but often go unwritten. Some don&#8217;t even make it past the first sentence. They just sit in the posts list in WordPress or in a Google Doc until I pronounce them trash. Here, in order from phoning it in to most profound (in memoriam of David Letterman&#8217;s Tonight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1512,"featured_media":19551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22846],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-experimental-format"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/files\/2014\/12\/giphy-2.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1512"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19549"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19557,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19549\/revisions\/19557"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesocietypages.org\/cyborgology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}