Recently I posted a video of the top 5 swimsuit contestants in the Miss USA 20098 competition, sent in by Anna R. But later that day the video had been taken down due to copyright claims by NBC. I found another video, but it’s gone now too. I was going to try posting photos of the women, but when I clicked on a site that said it has photos of them, it took me to an “adult friends” website that guaranteed me access to lots of people in my area looking for sex. And then I decided I gave up on the whole thing. Sorry, Anna.

Anyway, the big scandal out of the competition is that Perez Hilton asked Miss California what she thought of gay marriage, and she gave a sort of rambling and inconsistent answer about how she’s glad people are “free to choose” but also that she thinks marriage should be between a man and a woman. Ill Doctrine’s Jay Smooth explains this apparent contradiction: she’s from the future!